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hideyourbandmembers:

My favorite tweet ever

hideyourbandmembers:

My favorite tweet ever

thespookyprincess:

justchukwa:

i’m trying to be a homestuck

i really am

I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW WHAT IS THIS.

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

frlg:

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thanks

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

barysan:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

barysan:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

chromatic-moon:

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chromatic-moon:

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

always practice safe sex!! until you have mastered it. then you are permitted to practice Danger Sex

attackontwitter:

Food for thought.

attackontwitter:

Food for thought.

overtheunderpass:

there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it and it beats every celebrity sighting 

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estpolis:

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witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

unskinny:

I hope Miss Claudette is okay.

9anarchy9:

bon-appeteats:

The first ponds are finally finished and the resin has cured! I am so excited. They came out so great.

This is my husband’s tin pond for his desk at work. He requested a tiny frog for his. :)

The coral tin is almost done. I just need to pour a final layer of resin.

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