I can’t even
now that ugly christmas sweaters are in style it’s nana’s time to shine
if i follow u
and u follow me
we are friend
hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Today at work a four year old Japanese girl walked up to me, stroked my skirt, and softly whispered “kawaii.”
I feel like my life is complete.
you are the most blessed person i have ever spoken to.
y’know, sometimes i wonder: IS there a god up there? god creates things that cause catastrophe, chaos, horror. he must have a reason. people say he’s all loving, but if he is up there, why must he create the horrors of the world? does he do it to have us mortals appreciate the good things in our lifetimes more? or does he just play tricks with us, see how long until we become distrustful and betray one another? questions like these haven’t been answered quite yet, but i hope someday, someone out there will find the answers that humanity has longed for since the beginning of time.
[#303. Asexuals have very sticky hands and can climb up walls. They use this to sneak away from dangerous situation.]
i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.
i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing
choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill
Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.
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i want to see a magical girl anime where she has to stop mid transformation because the villain wont stop doing bad things so she has to grab one of those designs from the background and fight them off using it all the while shes only wearing one shoe and like half a tiara and screaming YOURE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING WAIT!!!!!
"heh heh fuckin eat it you little bitch"
here have a transparent kringlefucker to spead holiday cheer all up over your blog
god bless the kringlefucker
vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong
just like play doh
life is full of so much deception and trickery